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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官像绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝彩，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官像proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似Honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu(afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官像航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑、鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑、鼓掌、鼓掌:s_22




[ 本帖最后由 yingege 于 2006-6-9 08:52 PM 编辑 ]

E-loveyi

以前看环球小姐比赛的时候看过，在这里好象没看过。谢谢斑竹了，我送颗心给你！

挺有意思，顶一下楼主！

小泉纯一狼

挺不错的,我也送颗心给楼主!

写的不错支持一下！！

看过了,不过不是中英文对照的

zacard

还好,中文的看过,英文的没看过

原来还是中国男人的JJ最好!

以前看过
但是还是要支持楼主的
辛苦了