wz124120176 发表于 2024-7-4 08:13   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1昨晚,老婆用手指在我背上写字,问我是什么字,我猜了几次没猜对。

老婆冷冷的说:看来,你真的不知道“死”字怎么写。

说完把我藏的私房钱“啪”的摔在茶几上。

2一天,小明去超市买东西,结账的时候他发现收银员多找了他50元。小明非常高兴,但他想了想还是决定回去把钱还给收银员。于是他对收银员说:“对不起,你刚才多找我50元。”收银员看了看他,然后笑着说:“那你就再买点东西吧!”,她是不是傻子啊!

3今天一女同事对我说: “哎,我们俩那个啥吧!”

我: “什么意思啊?”

女同事: “哎呀,讨厌啦,就是你爸妈经常干的事……”

我: “想打架就直说……”
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